...which of course isn't really true. Even though the news are pretty much old and boring I did go on a shopping spree so I have a closet full of new clothes I can't really wear.
I know what you're thinking, and in most cases it's "Why buy clothes you can't wear?" even though some of you and you know you are, were first plagued by the "Get thee to a gym and diet for crying out loud so you can get you're huge butt into your new clohes" thought. To you who thought the latter I say - Bugger of, I go to the gym 3-4 times a week you chainsmoking asshole and my butt is of no buisness to you - so but out!!!
I will on the other hand offer an explanation to the polite people who were only really interested in knowing why I would spend little money I have on unwearable clothes.
And my explanation is this:
Sales are over, all the stores are stocked to the ceiling with warm winter clothes.
If that explanation doesn't suffice you might have to consider that we're having a heatwave in Iceland. So my stylish, yeat affordable warm winter clothes aren't really wearable at all these days.
So yeah maybe the whole heatwave also qualifies as new news, but utterly boring news at that. I mean who really likes talking about the weather? Even if it goes up to 30°C (around 90F)it just isn't interesting is it? I mean not like I-just-bought-myself-two-cool-jackets,-3-pairs-of-shoes-and-way-too-many-sweaters-and-shirts Interesting. No siry Bob, the heatwave is all but interesting. The only thing it is really is annoying.
And not just because I can't trot around looking fabulous in my stylish rags but also because this is Iceland. And in Iceland we don't have airconditioning or ceiling fans or anything. Stupid hurricanes turning into heatwaves!!!
So nothing new really except that the weather is unbearable, my clothes are unwearable but the ice-cream makers are cashing it in...
